Hospitals & Asylums
October 2009
The
Patent Remedy Amendments were particularly tricky this Halloween. I didn’t get my narc
costume on until shortly after midnight.
Then when I was watching the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, they put
a new word processing program in my bucket that I had to system restore back to
around the time I first patented startup dysfunction. Sorry about the not serving the excellent
edition of the Public Health Edition to a few of you last month, spelling
errors included, but I didn’t have an Internet server for a week and then took
another week to get started up. After I
started producing life saving laws my computer started to malfunction. I don’t know if I like Comcast.
When
I sent off my Human Rats Amendments I had two vivid dreams, the co-occurring
sciatica however stole all the joy from being dosed with a pleasant
hallucinogen, albeit with the same lack of informed consent, and absence of familiar
physical presence, as the time I was dosed with the mysterious 6 month Schedule
I hallucinogen Vietnam and Iraq vets got so many automatically filled scripts
for, until the DEA terminated the special military loophole to reality on Form
222.
In
the first dream, I was either a taxi driver or a passenger and the passenger
was a rat on the run from the research lab who wasn't sure if he or she wanted
to seek asylum with the humane society, we decided on PETA, but it turns out
they don't have an email address, the rat did wear a safety belt, although it
was rather uncomfortable and we decided that the best symbolism was that the laboratory
scientists were to ride in cages in the trunk of the patent mobile. Second, I was flying in an inexhaustible
rubber life raft in Orange County, California until I was stopped by a very
corrupt cop who tried to get me in his car, but after an altercation never even
wrote a ticket.
I
won’t get my Drug Regulation chapter done for a few more days, but expect to
have the test questions for the entire book and war history done by the end of
the month, if my computer holds up. I know
it’s a bit early to ask but I would greatly appreciate a new laptop for
Christmas. For those interested in customs,
biology, toxicology or pharmacology October leaves an outstanding challenge to
Typeset 10 classes of controlled substances.
The case of medicinal herbs and homeopathic remedies is particularly
poignant because they suffer as much quack from the chiropractor as the massage
the-rapist, but might benefit from a cheap DEA Controlled Substances number.
Pathogen Patent Protocol HA-23-10-09
To insert a Pathogen Patent Protocol in
Section 266 of Chapter 27 on Government Interest in Patents of Part III Patents
and Protection of Patent Rights of Title 35 of the United States Code
pertaining to Patents, to create a federal patent classification for pathogens
that have previously not been patented or otherwise adequately controlled and
licensed under federal statute, to require scientists studying unregulated
pathogens to file for and pay United States Patent and Trademark Office fees
pertaining to patents, the applications will be forwarded to the Agency for
Toxic Substances and Disease Registry, (ATSDR), National Select Agent Registry,
Secretary of HHS, Administrator of the USDA and Administrator of the DEA, the
applicant will informed of any scheduling decisions regards the application and
if a novel substance is determined to be of such potential for abuse that it is
entered into the schedules of federal control the discoverer shall retain
limited rights to be privileged to be informed of and be compensated for contributing
to the control and elimination of the substance.
CWC Protocol for the Elimination of
Pathogens HA-23-10-09
Draft Treaty Protocol to both the Strasbourg Agreement Concerning
International Patent Classification and the Convention on the Prohibition of
the Development, Production, Stockpiling, and Use of Chemical Weapons and on
their Destruction; for the Elimination of Pathogens. The Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical
Weapons, the Patent Cooperation Union and States Party to this Protocol agree
that all people must cooperate to identify, isolate, regulate, prohibit and
progressively eliminate pathogens from circulation and existence. Recognize that pathogens cause illness in
billions and death in tens of millions annually and laboratories must be
responsible for their possession of bio-hazardous substances. Recalling
the Strasbourg Agreement Concerning International Patent Classification of
1971 and the Strasbourg Agreement between France and the Holy Roman of 1675,
that was the first treaty ban poison weapons, do not agree on this all
important issue. Intrigued that the
World Health Organization Draft Working Paper on Patent Issues related to
Influenza Viruses and their Genes of 2007
reported that they were forced to select from 6 to 18 different patent families
to isolate a particular pathogen.
Vociferous in our support for
a civilization that completely upholds the obligations assumed under the Geneva Protocol of 1925,
the Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production and
Stockpiling of Bacteriological (Biological) and Toxin Weapons and on their
Destruction signed at London, Moscow and Washington on 10 April 1972 and the Convention
on the Prohibition of the Development, Production, Stockpiling, and Use of
Chemical Weapons and on their Destruction CWC
was opened in Paris in 1993 and entered into force in 1997. Establish
an international patent classification for isolating, identifying and prohibiting
pathogens and a system of licensing and inspecting bio-medical research
laboratories lawfully possessing those dangerous substances.
Human Rats Amendments HA-25-10-09
To
amend the Protection of Human
Research Subjects 45 CFR 46
first passed by the National Research Act signed July 12, 1974. Title II,
Public Law 93-348, to rename the legal justification for Institutional Review
Boards (IRBs) to Institutional Ethics Committees (IEC), to extend the human
research protection of IECs to certify all institutional bio-hazardous and
animal laboratory research in their institution against cross-contamination and
leak, to require all laboratories possessing, stockpiling and/or using
bio-hazardous or pathogenic substances to be certified by their IEC and submit
this information and the diseases caused by the pathogens to their regional
Poison Control Center, to inform the public the Poison Control Center is
statistically prepared to receive calls pertaining to the exposure to
malevolently leaked laboratory pathogens that cause diagnosable disease and to
link incidence reports with possible laboratory leaks who can be ordered to
destroy their stockpiles of bio-hazardous and pathogenic materials, to
authorize the Poison Control Centers to periodically inspect all licensed
bio-hazardous and animal laboratories and to allow long term awareness of the
hazards of biological experimentation under human research protection policy to
the Nuremburg Code and the derogation of obligations under the Convention on
the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide under Art. 6(3) of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights. Be the Democratic and Republican (DR) poison
party dissolved, referred to the Office for Human Research Protection and
American Association of Poison Control Centers, for publication in the Federal
Register and amendment of the Code of Federal Regulations.
Drug Evaluation
Agency Reform
of the Controlled
Substances Amendments HA-31-10-09
To
amend the Controlled Substances Act Title 21 US Code Chapter 13 and Drug
Enforcement Administration Title 21 of the Code of Federal Regulations Parts
1300-1317, to switch Marijuana from Schedule I to III, to change the name of
the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) to Drug Evaluation Agency (DEA), to
transfer the DEA to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), to control with DEA
Controlled Substances Numbers, prohibitive registration fees, inspection and
public comment, compliments of the Poison Control Centers, the pathogens that
hypothetically cause the vast majority of death and disease in the beginning of
the 21th century, whereby the Secretary of HHS would be forgiven the
unspeakable things that caused her to be expelled from the Department of
Health, Education and Welfare in 1979 and on the condition that she transfer
all of her mandatory benefit programs to the supervision of the Social Security
Administration could be the Secretary of Public Health with all the privileges
and immunities conferred by the Secretary of the United Nations, Socio-Economic
Administration and World Health Organization upon acceptance of this change in
political status in Public Health Service statute that remains to be graduated
to Chapter 1 of Title 42 upon the repeal of sexism from WWI. Torture is prohibited and the hypocrisy regarding
the up to five year sentence for poisoning is redressed to repeal mandatory
minimum sentencing and the death penalty.
The probable cause of PTSD is repealed and an investigation of Schedule
I hallucinogens as cause of mental illness commissioned for the possible
prohibition of certain substances to Registrants. Afghanistan is granted 80% of the US opium
quota. A new Part 1317 is added to the
CFR to set the Type for brave new regulatory regime to control pathogens and
regulate drugs.
Tony
Sanders