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October 2009


The Patent Remedy Amendments were particularly tricky this Halloween.I didnít get my narc costume on until shortly after midnight.Then when I was watching the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, they put a new word processing program in my bucket that I had to system restore back to around the time I first patented startup dysfunction.Sorry about the not serving the excellent edition of the Public Health Edition to a few of you last month, spelling errors included, but I didnít have an Internet server for a week and then took another week to get started up.After I started producing life saving laws my computer started to malfunction.I donít know if I like Comcast.


When I sent off my Human Rats Amendments I had two vivid dreams, the co-occurring sciatica however stole all the joy from being dosed with a pleasant hallucinogen, albeit with the same lack of informed consent, and absence of familiar physical presence, as the time I was dosed with the mysterious 6 month Schedule I hallucinogen Vietnam and Iraq vets got so many automatically filled scripts for, until the DEA terminated the special military loophole to reality on Form 222.††


In the first dream, I was either a taxi driver or a passenger and the passenger was a rat on the run from the research lab who wasn't sure if he or she wanted to seek asylum with the humane society, we decided on PETA, but it turns out they don't have an email address, the rat did wear a safety belt, although it was rather uncomfortable and we decided that the best symbolism was that the laboratory scientists were to ride in cages in the trunk of the patent mobile.Second, I was flying in an inexhaustible rubber life raft in Orange County, California until I was stopped by a very corrupt cop who tried to get me in his car, but after an altercation never even wrote a ticket.


I wonít get my Drug Regulation chapter done for a few more days, but expect to have the test questions for the entire book and war history done by the end of the month, if my computer holds up.I know itís a bit early to ask but I would greatly appreciate a new laptop for Christmas.For those interested in customs, biology, toxicology or pharmacology October leaves an outstanding challenge to Typeset 10 classes of controlled substances.The case of medicinal herbs and homeopathic remedies is particularly poignant because they suffer as much quack from the chiropractor as the massage the-rapist, but might benefit from a cheap DEA Controlled Substances number.


Pathogen Patent Protocol HA-23-10-09


To insert a Pathogen Patent Protocol in Section 266 of Chapter 27 on Government Interest in Patents of Part III Patents and Protection of Patent Rights of Title 35 of the United States Code pertaining to Patents, to create a federal patent classification for pathogens that have previously not been patented or otherwise adequately controlled and licensed under federal statute, to require scientists studying unregulated pathogens to file for and pay United States Patent and Trademark Office fees pertaining to patents, the applications will be forwarded to the Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry, (ATSDR), National Select Agent Registry, Secretary of HHS, Administrator of the USDA and Administrator of the DEA, the applicant will informed of any scheduling decisions regards the application and if a novel substance is determined to be of such potential for abuse that it is entered into the schedules of federal control the discoverer shall retain limited rights to be privileged to be informed of and be compensated for contributing to the control and elimination of the substance.


CWC Protocol for the Elimination of Pathogens HA-23-10-09


Draft Treaty Protocol to both the Strasbourg Agreement Concerning International Patent Classification and the Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production, Stockpiling, and Use of Chemical Weapons and on their Destruction; for the Elimination of Pathogens.The Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons, the Patent Cooperation Union and States Party to this Protocol agree that all people must cooperate to identify, isolate, regulate, prohibit and progressively eliminate pathogens from circulation and existence. Recognize that pathogens cause illness in billions and death in tens of millions annually and laboratories must be responsible for their possession of bio-hazardous substances.Recalling the Strasbourg Agreement Concerning International Patent Classification of 1971 and the Strasbourg Agreement between France and the Holy Roman of 1675, that was the first treaty ban poison weapons, do not agree on this all important issue.Intrigued that the World Health Organization Draft Working Paper on Patent Issues related to Influenza Viruses and their Genes of 2007 reported that they were forced to select from 6 to 18 different patent families to isolate a particular pathogen.Vociferous in our support for a civilization that completely upholds the obligations assumed under the Geneva Protocol of 1925, the Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production and Stockpiling of Bacteriological (Biological) and Toxin Weapons and on their Destruction signed at London, Moscow and Washington on 10 April 1972 and the Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production, Stockpiling, and Use of Chemical Weapons and on their Destruction CWC was opened in Paris in 1993 and entered into force in 1997.Establish an international patent classification for isolating, identifying andprohibiting pathogens and a system of licensing and inspecting bio-medical research laboratories lawfully possessing those dangerous substances.


Human Rats Amendments HA-25-10-09


To amend the Protection of Human Research Subjects 45 CFR 46 first passed by the National Research Act signed July 12, 1974. Title II, Public Law 93-348, to rename the legal justification for Institutional Review Boards (IRBs) to Institutional Ethics Committees (IEC), to extend the human research protection of IECs to certify all institutional bio-hazardous and animal laboratory research in their institution against cross-contamination and leak, to require all laboratories possessing, stockpiling and/or using bio-hazardous or pathogenic substances to be certified by their IEC and submit this information and the diseases caused by the pathogens to their regional Poison Control Center, to inform the public the Poison Control Center is statistically prepared to receive calls pertaining to the exposure to malevolently leaked laboratory pathogens that cause diagnosable disease and to link incidence reports with possible laboratory leaks who can be ordered to destroy their stockpiles of bio-hazardous and pathogenic materials, to authorize the Poison Control Centers to periodically inspect all licensed bio-hazardous and animal laboratories and to allow long term awareness of the hazards of biological experimentation under human research protection policy to the Nuremburg Code and the derogation of obligations under the Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide under Art. 6(3) of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.†† Be the Democratic and Republican (DR) poison party dissolved, referred to the Office for Human Research Protection and American Association of Poison Control Centers, for publication in the Federal Register and amendment of the Code of Federal Regulations.


Drug Evaluation Agency Reform of the Controlled Substances Amendments HA-31-10-09


To amend the Controlled Substances Act Title 21 US Code Chapter 13 and Drug Enforcement Administration Title 21 of the Code of Federal Regulations Parts 1300-1317, to switch Marijuana from Schedule I to III, to change the name of the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) to Drug Evaluation Agency (DEA), to transfer the DEA to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), to control with DEA Controlled Substances Numbers, prohibitive registration fees, inspection and public comment, compliments of the Poison Control Centers, the pathogens that hypothetically cause the vast majority of death and disease in the beginning of the 21th century, whereby the Secretary of HHS would be forgiven the unspeakable things that caused her to be expelled from the Department of Health, Education and Welfare in 1979 and on the condition that she transfer all of her mandatory benefit programs to the supervision of the Social Security Administration could be the Secretary of Public Health with all the privileges and immunities conferred by the Secretary of the United Nations, Socio-Economic Administration and World Health Organization upon acceptance of this change in political status in Public Health Service statute that remains to be graduated to Chapter 1 of Title 42 upon the repeal of sexism from WWI.Torture is prohibited and the hypocrisy regarding the up to five year sentence for poisoning is redressed to repeal mandatory minimum sentencing and the death penalty.The probable cause of PTSD is repealed and an investigation of Schedule I hallucinogens as cause of mental illness commissioned for the possible prohibition of certain substances to Registrants.Afghanistan is granted 80% of the US opium quota.A new Part 1317 is added to the CFR to set the Type for brave new regulatory regime to control pathogens and regulate drugs.


Tony Sanders